The First Fat Stats of 2011

I hope that you all aren't expecting epicness.

It is, after all, the first fat stats after that (should be) four lettered word - holidays. Can you hear the disgust in my tone?

Fuck the holidays, with it's pies, rolls, fudge, cookies, mashed potatoes, and the frequent family-induced drinking.

Because, you know what the end result is?

I'll tell you what. It's a fat ass.

Please, God, let my ass never be in this predicament.

Poor thing probably didn't even realize :(

But never fear - I am capable of ALL KINDS of fake perkiness :) Woo-fucking-hoo!

Seriously though, it's on. Like I've always said "nut up, or shut up". And, well, it's NUT UP TIME!!!

I'm turning 33 in two months and I have every intention of being considerably thinner than I am at this moment. This is a journey, and I'm in it for the long haul.

With that said, time to fess up the damage done over the last few weeks.

Fat Girl Slim's Weekly Numbers:

Muffin Top's Weekly Numbers:

Yes, there was some serious damage done.

No, it will not stay like that.

Stay tuned for our plan of action!!!